Tutorial
A limerick's a pithy poem
That elicits a laugh or groan.
Copy this rhyme scheme,
And pick out a theme.
We're sure you'll be fine on your own.

Damn Block Schedule
There once was a school that decided
It wanted its classes divided.
On block, half the year
I don't need to be here
To ace the classes I derided.

The American Vampire
There once was a vampire who ate
More girls than he needed to sate
His thirst; he grew fat
His doctor said that
He'd have to start watching his weight.

Twilight Heist
An emo vampire ran amuck
And hijacked an eyeshadow truck.
He showed off his angst
With powders and paints
And hid his joy at his good luck.